gaypussyretard:

officialunitedstates:

my hobbies include:

• adding the word Big in front of any industry and then insulting them
  

rosegoldtommorow:

frogs wearing crowns looks so natural and right for a reason

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

tephor:

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

naturetape:

officialunitedstates:

golfers: i gotta go buy another $800 club and then leave my wife and kids for 7 hours to go walk and drive around a very thirsty lawn with my drinking buddies. i wear one glove and am incredibly sad inside